“Be Here Now”
Ray Lamontagne
Don’t let your mind get weary and confused
Your will be still, don’t try
Don’t let your heart get heavy child
Inside you there’s a strength that lies
Don’t let your soul get lonely child
It’s only time, it will go by
Don’t look for love in faces, places
It’s in you, that’s where you’ll find kindness
Be here now, here now
Be here now, here now
Don’t lose your faith in me
And I will try not to lose faith in you
Don’t put your trust in walls
‘Cause walls will only crush you when they fall
Be here now, here now
Be here now, here now
The process of finding a new therapist feels a lot like dating. I’ve googled countless names, tried to find pictures on Facebook, stalked to see what other people are saying about them (reviews), and worried about who’s going to make the first move. Will she start our sessions by talking to me first? I don’t work well with therapists that just sit down and expect me to make the first move. I’m not even sure what the hell I need to talk about, isn’t that why I am paying her? The difference here is that she’s not going to buy me dinner before I have to reveal who I truly am. I don’t get to learn about her before I have to talk about some of the hardest moments in my life. There’s no flirting or witty banter to make me feel more at ease. I’m also alone in a room with this person I just met and all her attention is focused on me. That’s what makes me feel the most vulnerable. There are no distractions and I have nowhere to hide.
Then there’s what you wear to the first session. I make sure I’m not in sweatpants (I’m not that depressed!), but I can’t look too nice because then she’ll think that I’m putting on a front. Dark clothes make therapists think that I am in the depths of despair, but I don’t feel like wearing bright colors. I also have to time my arrival because I’m the first appointment of her day. If I get there too early I look desperate and being late is not an option. What if I get lost? What if she’s incredibly thin and I have to talk about my body issues? I hate talking to skinny people about how I’m a short stocky linebacker. Or chub rub. If you don’t deal with chub rub then we just shouldn’t talk at all.
At least I don’t have to worry about any awkward kisses or hugs. That’s how meeting a therapist is better than dating. I do however have to worry about what base we will get to- will we talk about my past experiences and sum up all my issues in 50 minutes? Or will we have to talk about my thoughts and feelings? There’s definitely a third or fourth session waiting period for that. I have to decide if I like her first and if it’s worth the effort.
Like bad dates, I’ve had my fair share of shitty appointments. There was the therapist that twisted my words. She asked me, “is anyone else in your family gay or an alcoholic?” I had simply stated that I was questioning my sexuality and had not determined if I was gay or not! I also was a college student who drank socially, maybe slightly excessive, but I was not an alcoholic! She also kept her hair pulled back over her glasses, hiding her ears and it bothered me throughout the entire session. I remember looking at the clock on the wall and being dismayed that we were only 10 minutes into the session. The longest 50 minutes ever.
There are also deal breakers: the therapist who wanted me to pray with her and talk about my relationship with God. I should have known that my mother would have helped me find a Christian therapist. I have cross cringe. Yes, that’s correct. Some of my issues stem from being raised in a conservative Presbyterian church, so needless to say I don’t want to pray or talk about God in therapy. Period.
There was this awesome therapist that I was actually excited to work with and then I realized that she was not in network with my specific insurance plan. Talk about being left with the check. My favorite psychiatrist was a holocaust survivor. A short adorable jewish man who would try to set me up with his children. He even asked me, “boys or girls?” before I knew that I would be asking myself the same question years later. I loved his German accent and his photography hobby. He passed away several years ago.
In college I saw someone on campus that I really liked. Right about the time I started actually talking (I shot the shit in therapy for give or take 15 years) I was told that I had exceeded my allotted sessions and that I would have to find someone off campus. That’s totally easy to do when you don’t have a car and hate talking to people you don’t know.
Breakups with therapists are similar to a breakup with a partner. I recently broke up with my therapist. It was the long distance that was killing the relationship. Driving to Alpharetta from Decatur to be there for an appointment at 4pm took up most of the day. Traffic starts to get bad at 3pm so the latest I could leave Decatur is 2:45pm and that’s pushing it. Then the hour and a half to two hours sitting in traffic on my way home is almost unbearable. The absurd amount of traffic combined with sitting alone with my thoughts from our session was a sure way to make sure I arrived home in a touchy or horrendous mood. Finding the right words to breakup with the person who knows you in a way no one else really does is difficult. I found myself using the phrase “it’s not you. it’s me. I just can’t stand the commute.” How cliché is that? I worried that I might be hurting her feelings and then I realized that there will be many other patients after me. I’m simply a year-long blip on her radar. Once I told her, she wanted to talk about how the past year has gone from my point of view and then I listened to her tell me how I’ve enriched her life. That’s the most uncomfortable for me. I get extremely uncomfortable when I’m paid complements or shown special kindness. It would be easier to accept criticism.
A couple of days after our last session I start to freak out. I wonder if I’ve made a mistake or what if she’s the only person I feel comfortable trusting? Even though she felt that I did not truly trust her. Deep down I also know that I’ve been holding back with her. Tip toeing with the caution I use in any situation where I feel vulnerable. I know that introducing myself to her and re hashing the intimate details of my life may make me feel worse before I start to feel better. I hate the sympathy looks when I talk about my abusive father or knowing more than I ever cared to about sex at the age of four. Just don’t feel sorry for me. It is what it is. Then I start to wonder if I’m just hopeless. A lost cause. I’ve been depressed most of my life, what’s another 30 or 50 years? (I think early 80’s is a good age for me to meet the man upstairs). I remember that the health problems are the real clencher. They are the reason I’m going to keep putting myself out there and risk being vulnerable.